Hey ho, Purple Dragon here.
What’s that you say?
Where’s The Old Lady?
Um… I ate her.
It was an accident, really, and besides that I didn’t mean to, it’s just that there was cake and snacks, and dragons are always hungry…
I did it, and I said I was sorry.
So there.
Maybe it’s for the best, maybe it’s time for some changes around here, maybe it’s time for the dragon’s eye view…
Maybe more purple in this prose.