The Old Lady went to church for the first time in a dozen Sundays.
“Before the self-righteous pandemic panicmongers holler LOCKDOWN! let me tell you this service was safer than my last trip for groceries,” declared The Old Lady.
“Father Jim of St James’ Episcopal Church in Quitman positioned himself under the portico. The congregation drove up one at a time, properly masked.
“Fr Jim, sporting a severe black mask which contrasted nicely with his white clerical collar, stood a generous social distance away and unhurriedly performed a short service of prayer and blessing.
Then I put my truck in gear and drove home.”
Curbside Jesus!
God to-go!
Masked blessings
Under the portico.
God teaches us
Good hand hygiene;
Jesus teaches us
Good soul hygiene.