“Every year about this time,” reminisced The Old Lady, “I flood social media with memes to remind people that fireworks, although perfectly legal in many places, are actively harmful to pets, wildlife, and those suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

“This year, 2020, I will only say it once: if you don’t care enough about the health of others to wear a mask during a pandemic, then you probably don’t care about the health of others who suffer when you exercise your freedom to detonate recreational munitions.”

LISTEN to The Old Lady!