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Fiery Southern belle Helena Handbasket went looking for her errant beau, pistol clutched in one elegantly manicured hand. Her shy galpal Laura Mercy rode shotgun.

                “I’ll put a bullet right between his lying eyes!” Helena yowled as her Daddy’s Caddy purred down the Possumslaughter Highway toward Squalor Holler. “If I find him laying up with that sorry bitch Perra Cabrona I’ll shoot her too!”

                “Oh, Hel,” Laura sighed, using the childhood nickname. Turning from her extreme closeup in the passenger seat visor mirror where she’d been touching up her Revlon Fainting Rose blush, she shook her blonde head sadly. “’Twon’t do no good. Once a man strays he’ll never behave, even if you do kill him.” Laura held a low opinion of men in general, having been left at the altar by three would-be beaux who turned into won’t-be husbands. “You cain’t change a man.”

                “Oh yes I can,” cooed Helena. “I can change him from livin’ to dead.”

TO BE CONTINUED…