Yard Fruit Burglar

Yard Fruit poster

While living in the subtropics of southwest Florida the Old Lady considered a career as a yard fruit burglar.

So many Floridians regard the fruit trees in their yards to be merely decorative, ignoring the produce as it ripens and falls rotting to the ground.

Under cover of darkness the yard fruit burglar could harvest those neglected grapefruits, oranges, and lemons. Lychee nuts and limes would fulfill their nutritional destinies. Mangoes and kumquats would call from their branches: “Don’t let us be wasted! Let us be eaten and enjoyed as God intends us to be!”

Apparently it’s called theft, and it’s a crime.Pick Fruits

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